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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 9, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.

    "Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?"

    "My child, you have been a married woman for many years. Surely that cannot be."

    "Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow.

    The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed!"