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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Aug 27, 2004.

  1. Glockdude1

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    May 24, 2000

    Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? Titanic or the Clinton Video?

    TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.

    CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.

    CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.

    TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love,
    and subsequent catastrophe.

    CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden
    love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist.

    CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bull**** artist.

    TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

    CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

    TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

    CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

    CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

    CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

    CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

    CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, never mind.

    TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

    CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary basically
    the same thing..........