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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 28, 2005.


  1. okie

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    An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
    pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That's no problem. How
    many do you want?"

    The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

    The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."

    The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex
    anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough
    so I don't pee on my shoes."