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union workers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in
    Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to
    the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

    "No," she replied. "I'm sorry, it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

    Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the
    street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His
    search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
    responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union
    rules."

    The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

    "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100,
    looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-
    eyed blonde.

    "I'd like her," he said.

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
    92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority
    and according to union rules, she's next."