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Unicorns

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 16, 2003.


  1. okie

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    Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk.

    Paul asked Kurt, "So, what do you hunt?"

    Kurt answered, "I hunt unicorns."

    Paul was startled, but said, "Really? How do you do that?"

    Kurt replied, "I find a virgin and hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, it sets off a snare."

    Paul said, "Boy, they must be hard to find. I've heard of them, but I've never seen one."

    Kurt said, "Yeah, and there aren't many unicorns around, either!"
     
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