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Understanding electricity

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 19, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Electricity originates inside clouds.

    There, it forms into lightning,

    which is attracted to the Earth by golfers.

    After entering the ground,

    the electricity hardens into coal, which,

    when dug up by power companies and burned in big ovens called 'generators,'

    turns back into electricity ...

    where it is transformed by TV sets into commercials for beer,

    which passes through the consumers and back into the ground,

    thus completing what is known as a 'circuit.'"