Who's the Ugliest Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimoto were talking over a picnic lunch. Hercules said, "You know everyone says I'm the strongest mortal on earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot." Snow White said, "you're right! Everyone says I'm the fairest, but how can I be sure?" Quasimoto agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!" Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth." Hercules said, "Great. Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales." The next day they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules said, "I talked to God, and He said I'm the strongest." Snow White said, "As did I, and I'm the truly the fairest." Quasimoto had his head bowed, as he shamefully asked, "Who is Janet Reno?"