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Two story house

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 25, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Two story house

    A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
    The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,
    "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

    "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."

    The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that?
    What is the big deal about a two-story house?"

    The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache'
    and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'