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Two Prostitutes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 8, 2009.


  1. okie

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    Two prostitutes in a van were driving through a small southern town displaying
    a sign on the side of their van that read: TWO PROSTITUTES LOOKING FOR WORK.
    When pulled over by the local police, they were told that it was illegal to
    display such a sign on the side of their vehicle. About that time a van drives
    by with the sign JESUS SAVES proudly displayed on its side.

    "Well that van had a sign on its side and you didn't stop them", argued one of
    the prostitutes to the police officer. "Well that was a religious sign and
    that's NOT illegal. You girls get out of town before morning", yelled the
    officer.

    The next morning the same officer spotted the same van with the same two women
    in it proudly driving down Main Street. Immediately pulling the van over, he
    yelled, "I thought I told you two to get out of town before morning"

    "But officer, we are not breaking any law now," said one of the girls. Proudly
    displayed on the side of their van was a sign that read, TWO ANGELS LOOKING FOR
    PETER.