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Two Old Men

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Alex_Knight, Sep 12, 2002.


    Two old men go to an escort service house.
    The madam asks them what they want. They
    say women. She asks, "How old are you?"
    They say 90.

    So she tells one of the girls to take them
    upstairs and put each of them in a room with
    a blow up doll. So they go upstairs and do
    their thing.

    When they come back downstairs the first old
    man asks the other "How was it?" The other
    one says "I think she was dead, she just laid
    there, how was yours?"

    "I think mine was a witch."

    "A witch?"

    "Yeah, I bit her on the nipple, she farted and flew
    out the window."