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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pdogkilr, Feb 22, 2009.


  1. pdogkilr

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    The third one ducked.
     

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  2. Cross-X

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    groan!
     

  3. Slagged

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    I'm lost...
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  4. janice6

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    Hickory Dickory Dock the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck one - the other got away.
     
  5. jp_72

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    Q: What's the difference between a duck?

    A: Two telephone poles because ice cream doesn't have bones.
     
  6. firefighter18170

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    Thats as legal as canned yams.
     
  7. OgenRwot

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    I had a teacher in middle school tell this joke or some variant of it nearly every day. I wanted to punch him in the face. I actually got mad when I read it haha, that was 10 years ago.
     
  8. Navy HMC

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    INCORRECT!!!!

    A: It's a trick question, three legged frogs don't cross the road!:tongueout: