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Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Dec 6, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran
    across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats and
    another guy carrying two buckets of sand were chasing her, and a little
    old man was bringing up the rear.

    One of the golfers asked the old man,
    " What the hell is going on?"

    The old guy said, "She's a nymphomaniac from the asylum, she keeps
    trying to escape, and us attendants are trying to catch her."

    The golfer said, "What about the guy with the buckets of sand?"

    The old guy said, "That's his handicap. He caught her last time."