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Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jul 26, 2007.


  1. pupcuss27

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    Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class,
    when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

    "If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable.

    Why do you not take it out?"

    "I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

    "I do not understand," said the other.

    The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp.
    There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire
    with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
    He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

    I said, "No Crap?"

    God Bless America
     
  2. DriBak

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