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Twinkie SHTF for real!

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Big Bird, Nov 15, 2012.

  1. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    I've thought of contacting Little Debbie but honestly, I'd rather remain anonymous. If we get into a conversation she might invite me up for a factory tour, maybe offer me a temp job working in the quality control department. I really don't need that. It would end badly.
     
  2. RWBlue

    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    Are you afraid the wife will think you are having an affair with Debbie OR are you afraid of getting HUGELY FAT?
     

  3. czsmithGT

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    Little Debbie- That darned little tart got me hooked on Zebra Cakes. Damn her.
     
  4. Drain You

    Drain You NRA member

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    Me personally, I usually grab a box of Little Debbie.
     
  5. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    Hugely fat

    The wife can tell when I've been with Little Debbie. Chocolatey goodness at the corners of my mouth......you never can wipe it all off.
     
  6. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    She's a Ducks fan too I hear
     
  7. czsmithGT

    czsmithGT

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    McKee Foods Corporation, a privately held, family-run company based in Collegedale, Tennessee, has sold more than 157 billion Little Debbie® snacks since the brand became available in stores in 1960. If you lined up all those snacks, that would cover more than 9.9 million miles — enough to circle the Earth almost 400 times! That's also enough snack cakes to stretch to the moon and back over 41 times!
     
  8. czsmithGT

    czsmithGT

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    I should have known she was evil.
     
  9. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    I've eaten a coupla klicks worth

    I'm convinced Little Debbie and the Hostess guys are in cahoots with the milk lobby.
     
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  10. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

    Little Debbie is anti-gun.
     
  11. pizza_pablo

    pizza_pablo USN Retired

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    SAY IT AIN'T SO!!! MOM!!! :shocked:
     
  12. costanza187

    costanza187 I like Macs

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    I blame George Bush for this!
     
  13. Care to elaborate with proof please?
     
  14. spikedzombies

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    It's official..

    HOSTESS IS CLOSING ITS DOORS

    you can thank another union for losing thousands of American jobs

    "Sent Via Time Traveling Blue Police Box"
     
  15. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    Irrisputable proof
     
  16. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    5,000 people are in the union. 18,500 people lose their jobs.

    Nice going unions. Greed.
     
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  17. airmotive

    airmotive Tin Kicker

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    Local Link

    http://www.wishtv.com/dpp/news/local/marion_county/hostess-to-close-after-strikes

    And the Union response..."Okay....maybe it's time to talk."
    Ummm...okay. Little late there, ya think?
    http://www.teamster.org/content/teamsters-bakery-workers-should-hold-secret-ballot-vote-hostess

    Meanwhile, the local unions that actually conducted the strikes are in complete denial.
    http://bctgm.org/PDFs/HostessLiquidation11_15_12.pdf

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  18. engineer151515

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    Kudos to Hostess.

    They have the balls to say what no politician in Washington DC can say.


    The numbers don't work. The money is gone. We cannot sustain it. We cannot put a band-aid on it any longer. The workers made demands we cannot economically sustain.

    The workers have indeed spoken. Just like they did last election day. Hostess is just showing you, on a much smaller scale, that elections do indeed have consequences.

    And to think, this bakery leads the way for the nation.
     
  19. costanza187

    costanza187 I like Macs

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    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if thousands of cardiologists suddenly cried out in terror...
     
  20. Flying-Dutchman

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    The Union killed Hostess.

    Union Government workers will kill the taxpayer.