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  1. okie

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    A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottle sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of thunder. Standing before him was a genie.

    "As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes," said the genie, "But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over."

    The man's most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbour, Jones. "Let's see. My first wish is..." He looked at his weather beaten bungalow, "...to live in a ten story luxury mansion."

    The genie clapped his hands and suddenly his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the doorway of his new twenty story mansion.

    "Now I want fifty of the most beautiful women imaginable." said the man. There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones grinning and waving, surrounded by his own harem of 100 women, all twice as attractive.

    "What is your final wish, Master?" asked the genie".

    "I want to lose a testicle," said the man.
     

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    An alternative ending is:

    "I wish you'd beat me half to death."

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  3. vi9er

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    how now mad cow

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    That be GREAT for old jones! he can now have all the women he wants and never get them pregnant!!
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  4. vafish

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    Yeah, and that would explain why the sheiks in the middle east use Eunchs to guard their harem's.

    Without testicles a man doesn't produce testosterone, he'd have no interest in women. (Unless he took testosterone injections)
     
  5. Egyas

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    Yeah, and that would explain why the sheiks in the middle east use Eunchs to guard their harem's.

    Without testicles a man doesn't produce testosterone, he'd have no interest in women. (Unless he took testosterone injections)


    This is a myth. That was the common belief for many, many years, but has been proven to be untrue. The loss of your testies does not cause you to lose intrese in women, it just reduces the production of testosterone, it doesn't eleminate it. You had better believe me that the Eunchs were sampling the goods without leaving any "swelling evidence" behind! :)
     
  6. Steve Koski

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    So what produces the testosterone if your nuts are gone?
     
  7. Egyas

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    Test. is produced by many sources. The testies make most, but the pituitary gland continues to produce some (even after puberty) and glands in/near the brain produce some. Remember, even WOMEN produce test, and they don't have nuts. Except maybe their husband's in their purses! lol
     
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    Also, small quantities of Testosterone are produced in the Adrenal glands, which of course both sexes have.

    Under certain conditions, other tissues can also create this molecule.
     
  9. Steve Koski

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    Well I'll be educated on GT Lighter Side forum!!!

    Thanks.

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