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'twas The Night Of Thanksgiving

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by scooterbear, Nov 27, 2003.

  1. scooterbear

    scooterbear

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    Dec 6, 2002
    Summit, MS
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    'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING

    'Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
    But I just couldn't sleep.
    I tried counting backwards,
    I tried counting sheep
    The leftovers beckoned
    The dark meat and white,
    But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

    Tossing and turning with anticipation,
    The thought of a snack became infatuation!
    So I raced to the kitchen,
    Flung open the door,
    And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.

    I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
    Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
    I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
    Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!!

    I crashed through the ceiling, floated into the sky
    With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,
    But I managed to yell
    as I soared past the trees ...

    HAPPY EATING TO ALL,
    PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE!!

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