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'Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Nov 16, 2003.

  1. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING!

    'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
    I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
    THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
    BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
    TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
    THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
    SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
    AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
    GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
    PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
    I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
    'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
    I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
    WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
    BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
    HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
    MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
    MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
    MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS. MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
    MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

    MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!
     
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    218 Glock 'n Roll

    lmao, thats great!

    Happy Thanksgiving to you all!