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Turner Brown

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Apr 6, 2005.


  1. Nowhere Man

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    A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch *****, 1 pound left testicle,
    1 pound right testicle,...Turner Brown."

    The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?"

    In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weight 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch *****, my left testicle weighs 1 pound, my right testicle weighs 1 pound and my name is Turner Brown."

    The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."
     
  2. JohnnyBeGood

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  3. atlp99

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    i just spit ice cream out my nose.
     
  4. DTQ

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    c8h10n4o2 me

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  5. Kanos

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    Why yes.

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