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Turnabout is fair play

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pesticidal, Sep 3, 2002.

  1. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, "Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, because it's sooooooooooo much cheaper ... so I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!"

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  2. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Ooooh!! ;i ;f