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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Roadking522, Mar 30, 2005.


  1. Roadking522

    Roadking522
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    Tuesday Groaner
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    > > A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.
    > >
    > > The officer asks the man his name.
    > >
    > >
    > > "Fred," he replies.
    > >
    > > "Fred what?" the officer asks.
    > >
    > > "Just Fred," the man responds.
    > >
    > > The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the
    > > fellow
    > > a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
    > >
    > >
    > > The officer then presses him for the last name. The man tells him
    > > that
    > > he used to have a last name but lost it.
    > >
    > >
    > > The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays
    > > along
    > > with it.
    > >
    > > "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
    > >
    > > The man replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me."
    > >
    > > "I was born Fred Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name.
    > >
    > >
    > > Kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied
    > >
    > > hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to
    > > be a
    > > doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency,
    > > and
    > > finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
    > >
    > > "After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back
    > > to
    > > school.
    > >
    > >
    > > Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my
    > > degree,
    > > so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.
    > >
    > > "Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my
    > > assistant and she gave me VD.
    > >
    > >
    > > So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD.
    > >
    > >
    > > Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
    > >
    > >
    > > Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD.
    > >
    > >
    > > Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of
    > > the
    > > VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
    > >
    > >
    > > Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred."
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    > > The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
     
  2. DTQ

    DTQ
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