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True Confessions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 21, 2005.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    An elderly man walked into a confessional booth. The following conversation ensued:

    Man: "I am 82 years old, and have a wonderful wife of 60 years; many children; grandchildren; and even a couple of great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. For some reason, they thought I was kind of interesting. One thing led to another, and we ended up at a motel where I had sex with each of them twice."

    Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

    Man: "What sins?"

    Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

    Man: "I'm Presbyterian."

    Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

    Man: "I'm telling everybody."
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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