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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 15, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a
    courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking
    along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian
    lawyers with his truck as he sped by.

    One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a
    ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer
    walking along the side of the road.

    Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he
    remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump"
    and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field.

    He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that
    lawyer."

    And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the
    door."