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Troll recipes.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by -, Jul 8, 2002.

  1. Guest

    C'mon folks post your favorite Troll cookin' recipes.

    I know Trolls are kinda gamy and tough from their poor diet of Diet Coke and psychiatric meds, but what recipes can make em tasty????????

    I prefer to slow roast Troll in a crock pot with BBQ sauce, the BBQ sauce helps cover the gamy taste. Add some onions and taters and you got a meal....

    Anybody else got a favorite recipe they wanna share?????????;a


    ;S ;S ;S ;S
     
  2. surefire

    surefire Armed & Alive

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    I dunno Mikey! I prefer them the old fashioned way. COOKED ON THE GRILL, SOMETIMES WITH A LITLLE BEER BATTER FOR FLAVOR!!!;)
     

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    MB-G26 Queen of Fail Lifetime Member

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    troll sushi
    EEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwww..........*shudder*

    Ya know, maybe they'd be useful as household tools, or ornamentals, that sort of thing? Lawn Trolls? You know, like a broom: TrollOnAStick or a vaccumm cleaner: TrollSuperVac, clean to the last crum...... TrollGardenHose - lots of fun to coil them back up in a little circle.... car jack maybe? Doggie picker-up-afters? Use 'em for beating dust out of rugs and carpets? Troll Punching Bags.... the possibilities are endless :)
    m

    Hum..... Troll Toilet Brushes...... Troll Septic Tanks.....
     
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    KIDCOP Rifle Master Millennium Member

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    How about troll bridges.......Kid
     
  5. walkin man

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    Take one troll, an oak plank 2 inches thick and just larger than the trolls body. Baste the troll liberally with Dale's sauce, butter, lemon juice and freshly minced garlic. Allow to marinate for 2 hours, then bake in the oven at 350 degrees for about 4 hours. Take out and throw away the troll and eat the plank.:cool:
     
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    Napalm sticks to trolls.......
     
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    Now these two ideas I like. Why you ask? Simple. Everyone knows that trolls suck and that they are ALWAYS full of.......well, you get the idea ;f .

    OX
     
  8. CarlosDJackal

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    Skewered and put on a rotating spit for at least 24 hours over a very hot flame. That way the skin will end up being nice and crispy. Make sure you keep basting the whole time or it will dry out.

    Actually, I think the best way to "fix" a troll is to ignore it's posts. That way it shrivels up and dries out. Hmmm, sun-dried troll. Add a little OC and get some spice in your life. ;f

    I'm sorry, I should not have posted that. But I just couldn't help myself.
     
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    Well i like to stirfry trolls in the wok at work with some hot peppers in a very hot wok i like to hear the cry and scream then slap the hot pepper to them.Served over rice.with a cold beer
    rod;c
     
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    PACKIN' PLASTIC 4,500+ posts

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    I prefer troll shishkabob (sp?). Nothing like skewering a troll with a large sharp stick. ;f
     
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    1811guy Formerly1811guy2

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    Nothing like some good old fashioned trollhouse cookies with a glass of cold milk.
     
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    KornDogg Mustard, Please

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    Oh no....don't start that again, or I'll have to post that pic of Westicle's girlfriend again. ;f
     
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    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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    1 Freshly Caught Troll
    1/2 Cup Brandon_7
    1 Tablespoon Yo
    1 Teaspoon rdfrench

    Directions:
    Pound troll until soft. Mix 1/2 cup Brandon_7 and troll together. Gently rub in 1 Tablespoon of Yo. Sprinkle 1 Teaspoon of rdfrench on top. Slowly flame on grill until well done.
     
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    MooseJaw NRA Lifer Silver Member CLM

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    And don't forget to say some shilly grace before devouring your Troll.. ;c
     
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    Westicle Canadian... Eh

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    Add a little cheese to go with their whine...
     
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    Westicle, that's about the funniest thing I've seen this year. Right up there with Walters enigmatic.