A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding; and they have the following exchange: Officer: "May I see your driver's license?" Driver: "I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DWI." Officer: "May I see the registration for this vehicle?" Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it." Officer: "The car is stolen?" Driver: "Yes sir. But come to think of it, I believe that I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?" Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owned this car." Officer: "You killed the owner of this car?" Driver: "Yes, sir... and I stuffed her body in the trunk," Officer: "There's a body in the trunk ?!?" Driver: "Yes, sir." Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. Within minutes, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?" Driver: "Sure. Here it is." The captain quickly verifies that the license is valid. Captain: "Who's car is this?" Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's my registration." The captain checks state records verifying that the driver owned the car. Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?" Driver: "Yes, officer, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it." Driver: "No problem." The trunk is opened; and, except for a spare tire, it is completely empty. Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk of your car." Driver: "Yeah, and I'll bet the lying SOB told you I was speeding, too!"