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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jun 21, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

    Oct 31, 1999
    Land of Enchantment
    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding; and
    they have the following exchange:

    Officer: "May I see your driver's license?"

    Driver: "I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my
    5th DWI."

    Officer: "May I see the registration for this vehicle?"

    Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it."

    Officer: "The car is stolen?"

    Driver: "Yes sir. But come to think of it, I believe that
    I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was
    putting my gun in there.

    Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?"

    Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and
    killed the woman who owned this car."

    Officer: "You killed the owner of this car?"

    Driver: "Yes, sir... and I stuffed her body in the

    Officer: "There's a body in the trunk ?!?"

    Driver: "Yes, sir."

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
    Within minutes, the car was quickly surrounded by police,
    and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense

    Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?"

    Driver: "Sure. Here it is."

    The captain quickly verifies that the license is valid.

    Captain: "Who's car is this?"

    Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's my registration."

    The captain checks state records verifying that the
    driver owned the car.

    Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can
    see if there's a gun in it?"

    Driver: "Yes, officer, but there's no gun in it.

    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told
    you said there's a body in it."

    Driver: "No problem."

    The trunk is opened; and, except for a spare tire, it is
    completely empty.

    Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped
    you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole
    the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a
    dead body in the trunk of your car."

    Driver: "Yeah, and I'll bet the lying SOB told you I was
    speeding, too!"