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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 18, 2007.


  1. okie

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    THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

    Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
    I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
    Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
     
  2. Navy HMC

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    As related by a good friend of the departed at his funeral! :supergrin: :animlol: :rofl:
     

  3. eddief4

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