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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 1, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    There was once this little boy, and everyday he walked
    home from school past a little girls house.

    One day this little girl was playing outside, so the
    little boy walked up to her with his brand new football
    and said "see this football? This is a boy's toy and
    only boys can play with this".

    So the little girl got angry and ran inside to tell her
    mother.

    The very next day the little girl showed her brand new
    football to the little boy, who got angry and ran home.
    The next day the little boy showed up with a brand new
    boy's bike and said" see this bike? this is a boys toy
    and only boys can play with it".

    So the little girl got angry and ran inside to tell her
    mother, and the very next day had a brand new boy's
    bike.

    The little boy got so angry he pulled down his pants
    and said" you see this, only boys can have this, girls
    can't".

    And again the little girl ran inside to tell her
    mother.

    The next day the little boy came back and asked her if
    she had gotten one.

    The little girl pulled up her shirt and said, "My mommy
    says as long as I have a pair of these, I can get as
    many of those as I want."
     
  2. StoneGiant

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