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Top Ten Ways Saddam Celebrated His B-Day

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Sep 12, 2002.

  1. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

    Aug 3, 2000
    Tampa, Florida
    10. Played " Pin the Electrode On Imprisoned Dissidant."
    9. Passed out custom-made "Happy Birthday" berets.
    8. 65 shots of Yager , dude!
    7. Opened millions of idendical"Happy Birthday Saddam" cards from citizens forced to buy and mail them.
    6. Got an ugly tie from his son-in-law. Had him killed.
    5. Wolfed down the mother of all omelets at Denny's.
    4. Hired Sammy Hagar to perform , "I can't drive 55."
    3. Blew out the candles on his "Fudgie The Goat" cake.
    2. Nice quiet dinner with his new wife , " Liza Minnelli."
    1. Reflected on being a year closer to spending eternity in hell.
    ;t ;B
  2. I sent him a birthday card but he wouldn't open it!
    Do you think I should use thinner wire next time?

    ;h ;h ;h ;h ;h ;h ;h