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Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Elk-ruser, Aug 17, 2004.


  1. Elk-ruser

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    Top 10 reasons why some men
    favor handguns over women

    #10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #09 You can keep one handgun at home,
    and have another for when you're on
    the road.

    #08 If you admire a friend's handgun, and
    tell him so, he will probably let you
    try it out a few times.

    #07 Your primary handgun doesn't mind
    if you keep another handgun for a
    back up.

    #06 Your handgun will stay with you even
    if you run out of ammo.

    #05 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of
    closet space.

    #04 Handguns function normally every day
    of the month.

    #03 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new
    grips make me look fat?"

    #02 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to
    sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is
    favored over a woman...........

    #01 You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
     
  2. bachchoy

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  3. WolfmanGK

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    The first one should read "You can trade an old .44 for two .22s".
     
  4. ERASER

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    Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    Forget "wineing and dining"........a handgun will go "bang" if ya just stick your finger in the hole and squeeze..........