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Top 10 reasons why some men favor handguns over women

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Elk-ruser, Aug 17, 2004.

  1. Elk-ruser

    Elk-ruser EMT-B IV

    Feb 13, 2004
    High country of Colorado
    Top 10 reasons why some men
    favor handguns over women

    #10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #09 You can keep one handgun at home,
    and have another for when you're on
    the road.

    #08 If you admire a friend's handgun, and
    tell him so, he will probably let you
    try it out a few times.

    #07 Your primary handgun doesn't mind
    if you keep another handgun for a
    back up.

    #06 Your handgun will stay with you even
    if you run out of ammo.

    #05 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of
    closet space.

    #04 Handguns function normally every day
    of the month.

    #03 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new
    grips make me look fat?"

    #02 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to
    sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is
    favored over a woman...........

    #01 You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

  2. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

    Oct 7, 2000
    Northern Dakota
    The first one should read "You can trade an old .44 for two .22s".

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

    Jan 23, 2000
    Forget "wineing and dining"........a handgun will go "bang" if ya just stick your finger in the hole and squeeze..........