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Today is the dreaded day

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by certifiedfunds, Nov 12, 2012.

  1. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Tewwowist

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    The oldest one is only 7 so she's not allowed to date boys for another 23 years. Its gonna be awhile.
     
  2. Peace Warrior

    Peace Warrior Am Yisrael Chai CLM

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    You'll stay happily married with that stratagem sir. Good call. :cool:
     

  3. svtpwnz

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    Must be nice! My wife can't boil water! Where did you get this mistletoe belt buckle that you speak of? :whistling:
     
  4. FLglockdude

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  5. BEER

    BEER bad example

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    you can order them online.
     
  6. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Good luck my friend, I hope it goes quickly:supergrin:
     
  7. Buki192327

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    Who runs things at your house?
     
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  8. *ASH*

    *ASH* in hell everyone loves popcorn

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    would a lego mistletoe belt buckle work :whistling::supergrin:

    and i dread it as well .


    few days after thanksgiving tons of stuff go up .
     
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  9. ithaca_deerslayer

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    Hey, my son is 7.

    How many acres will your daughter inherit?
     
  10. jame

    jame I don't even know....what I'm doing here....

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    I wish I would have understood that as a young man, and now I'm playing catch up. I'm heartened that you understand the importance of enjoying Christmas with the kids. Make it last as long as you can, Brother.
     
  11. TK-421

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    PLEASE don't let her grow up to be like this. :rofl:

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  12. CAcop

    CAcop

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    Reminds me of Santa Clarita. I visited a buddy down there and it looks as if everybody had the same last name. Griswold.

    One of his wife's friends, who was silicone from the knees up, hired people with a crane to put lights all the way up the palm tree in her front yard. It was so de rigueur even the Jews put up lights.
     
  13. Folsom_Prison

    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    A PBR can tower for a tree, illuminated by a streamlight. A vast arangement of colored 200 mph tape holding up the different curtains and if I'm lucky sissy will be out in the yard trying to slash the tires on my trailer!
     
  14. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    Will your hot cousin be wearing her sexy santa outfit for you?
     
  15. Folsom_Prison

    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    Shes gotta get the pilgrim outfit out of the way next week first, priorities bud, priorities!!
     
  16. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    Not my fault if I don't know how you backwards hill jacks do it :tongueout:
     
  17. rolltide_pisco

    rolltide_pisco NRA Life Member

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    My sister puts up her tree in October. I get to spend the next month and a half with my Dad and sister sending me texts of quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


    "Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be as surprised as I am."
     
  18. Folsom_Prison

    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    I gotta be careful this year! Last year when we kicked boots she got kinky and brought in the rusty pliers and mini shovel, I let my guard down after the passion.

    After the heat of the moment when she said she was goin to the Winn Dixie to buy me a pack of cowboy killers I took a second glance and she was trying to make her way out the back of the trailer with my Bravia!

    She's kin, but I'm not sure how much I can trust her!
     
  19. NeverMore1701

    NeverMore1701 Fear no Evil Platinum Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  20. rednoved

    rednoved NRA Member

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    I put my tree up the weekend after Thanksgiving. I hate Christmas decorations these days, just because of the tedious process of getting them out of the attic and putting them up after the holiday. I think I had some stuff out until February last Christmas. :rofl: