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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Aug 25, 2008.


  1. pupcuss27

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    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
    And those who don't.

    As Benjamin Franklin said: 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
    that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poo, Wine = Health.

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.



    ~ (There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I am doing it as a public service).....
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  2. FL2NV

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    Hate to be a party pooper (pun intended) but the E. coli bacteria is only in your poop, because it is found in your digestive system, it helps you digest..

    e. coli= no constipation..
     

  3. Annhl8rX

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    Its usefulness doesn't make it any more appealing to consume.
     
  4. DrMaxit

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    Yeah exactly, I heard on TV there are people that drink Pee because its benificial.... I'll take their word for it.

    --Chuck
     
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