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To much coffee?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 5, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Muskogee Ok.
    -Juan Valdez names his mule after you.

    -You chew on your roommate's fingernails.

    -You can jump-start your car without cables.

    -You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

    -You can't remember your second cup.

    -You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

    -Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

    -Your birthday is a national holiday in Columbia.

    -You don't sweat - you percolate.

    -You grind coffee beans in your mouth.
     
  2. Brianna

    Brianna .

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    Hey now, that one rings true! ;P