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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 13, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl.

    * Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of days I've stayed alive!

    * I saw a woman with the word 'Guess' on it, I said, "implants?"

    * Stay in drugs, drink school and don't do milk.

    * If hot air rises, why is it so cold in outter space?

    * If dogs eat out of dog bowls, why do you eat off of a plate?

    * My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

    * At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

    * People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

    * How come Windex doesn't taste like it smells?