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Time to fire up the grill!

Discussion in 'Food Forum' started by The Pontificator, Dec 15, 2003.

  1. The Pontificator

    The Pontificator Angry Samoan

    Sep 18, 2000
    A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting big, and I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue." The woman chose to ignore her husband.

    Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.

    "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
  2. hcook


    Apr 20, 2002