> Dear Tide: > > I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my > married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. > > Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I > spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. > > My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I > was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another > and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! > > I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and > satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well > the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse > were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer > considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. > > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder > suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. > > Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.