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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by AV1911, Jul 25, 2008.


  1. AV1911

    AV1911
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    > Dear Tide:
    >
    > I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my
    > married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.
    >
    > Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I
    > spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
    >
    > My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I
    > was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another
    > and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse!
    >
    > I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
    > satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well
    > the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse
    > were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer
    > considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
    >
    > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder
    > suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
    >
    > Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people. :supergrin::supergrin:
     
  2. eddief4

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