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Three things you never want to hear in the Marines

Discussion in 'Veteran's Forum' started by FLMarine, May 23, 2004.

  1. FLMarine

    FLMarine

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    Three things you never want to hear in the Marines.

    1. A Lance Corporal who yells out "Hey, watch this!"

    2. A 2nd Lt who says, "It's been in my experience......."

    3. A Major who says, "I've been thinking."


    I told this joke to several of my instructor pilots while in flight and the one who thought it was the funniest was a Marine Major.
     

  2. 4TS&W

    4TS&W 2A RKBA 4EVER

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    here and there...
    I thought it would be, "fix bayonets!"
     
  3. RussP

    RussP Moderator

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    From a Marine buddy:

    "#4-A gunny saying, let's have some fun with those rust pickers!"
     
  4. fade2black

    fade2black USMC Veteran

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    No, we look forward to hearing that because it means we are about to GET SOME! ;f
     
  5. NetNinja

    NetNinja Always Faithful

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  6. AK_Stick

    AK_Stick AAAMAD

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    No, its best when the lifer gunny pushes back his helmet, puts his hands on his hips, chuckles and says now watch this ****....
     
  7. kawalerzysta

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    It also true in the Army (just change name of the ranks). I would add that:
    2nd Lt: I've got idea
     
  8. Rob_0811

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  9. kawalerzysta

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    We need 10 man detail;a
     
  10. Cowgunner

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    or when he says "You, you and espeacialy you have just volunteered........."
     
  11. subzerocop

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    The most dangerous thing in the army: a 2nd Lt with a map and a plan!
     
  12. Bonk

    Bonk Millennium Member

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    What's the difference between a pfc (E-2) and a 2nd Lt?

    The pfc has been promoted...:)
     
  13. BNSF

    BNSF 228th suxs big

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    At the foot of NORAD
    Or the Army is better than Marines!
    Or that Lieutenant has plenty of experience as a former enlisted and he or she tells you he or she has and idea and you must follow it...
     
  14. BNSF

    BNSF 228th suxs big

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    At the foot of NORAD
    That is so wrong....I better leave this alone...:(
     
  15. kawalerzysta

    kawalerzysta

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    Of course its better ;f
     
  16. BNSF

    BNSF 228th suxs big

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    At the foot of NORAD
  17. usmcmonty

    usmcmonty 100% American

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