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Three Strikes (A Classic)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 27, 2007.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
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    A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses.

    When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."

    Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

    Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.

    His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."