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Three old men discussing their sex lives

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 14, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

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    Three old men are discussing their sex lives.
    The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I
    rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she
    screamed for 5 minutes at the end."
    The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed
    her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she
    screamed for 15 minutes.
    The old Jewish Man says, "Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I
    rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we
    made love, and she screamed for 6 hours.
    The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, "What could you
    have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"
    "I wiped my hands on the drapes."