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Three Ladies in the Sauna

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by isuzu, Oct 20, 2009.

  1. isuzu


    Jul 3, 2005
    North America
    Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
    Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

    A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand'

    the older woman felt very low -tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

    The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
    The older woman finally said.........well, will you look at that...i'm getting a fax!!

  2. mista jc

    mista jc Call it

    Aug 12, 2009
    San Joaquin Valley, CA
    HAHAHAHA, thanks. I honestly needed that laugh today.
  3. Kaiser Soze

    Kaiser Soze Notorious

    Jul 27, 2006
    Yup, after everything that's been happening these past few weeks, I think we can all use a few laughs.
  4. atmarcella


    Aug 27, 2004
    thank you very much sir, after seeing the pics form the other thread i needed that one.