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Three Ladies in the Sauna

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by isuzu, Oct 20, 2009.

  1. isuzu

    isuzu

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    Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
    Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

    A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand'

    the older woman felt very low -tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

    The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
    The older woman finally said.........well, will you look at that...i'm getting a fax!!
     
  2. CatsMeow

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  3. mista jc

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    HAHAHAHA, thanks. I honestly needed that laugh today.
     
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    Yup, after everything that's been happening these past few weeks, I think we can all use a few laughs.
     
  5. atmarcella

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    thank you very much sir, after seeing the pics form the other thread i needed that one.