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three drunk girls...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ydnar, Jan 16, 2003.

  1. ydnar

    ydnar Senior Member

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    ILLandAnnoyed
    Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early
    morning
    hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met
    and
    compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

    The first girl claims that she was the drunkest saying, " I drove
    straight
    home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I
    blew
    chunks."

    The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and
    wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have
    insurance!".

    The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got
    home, I
    got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned
    the
    whole house down!".

    The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again,





    "chunks is my dog."
     

  2. larry_minn

    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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