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three churches solve a problem note the 3rd way works for most organizations

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 28, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A small town had three churches Presbyterian, Methodist, and Baptist. All
    three had a serious problem with squirrels in the church. Each church in its
    own fashion had a meeting to deal with the problem.

    The Presbyterians decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the
    church and that they would just have to live with them.

    The Methodists decided they should deal with the squirrels lovingly in the
    style of Charles Wesley. They humanely trapped them and released them in a
    park at the edge of town. Within 3 days, they were all back in the church.

    The Baptists had the best solution. They voted the squirrels in as members.

    Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.