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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Sep 16, 2002.
Don't DemonRats need their own thread here?
Wanna kill these ads? We can help!
You're the best. Where do you come up with this stuff??? Too funny!!!
Thanks, Steve. The best stuff was created by Registered@aol.com, then publiched on FreeRepublic.com, and later archived on StrangeCosmos.com. Now I am exploring GOPfun.com and StopDemocrats.com for more goodies. I sure hope AlGore runs again, perhaps battling Hillary for the DemonRat nomination!
A beautiful blonde woman, a less attractive woman, Bill Clinton, and George Bush were all sitting on a train.
The train goes into a tunnel and everything goes dark. Soon after they all hear a "slap". As the train comes out of the tunnel and the compartment is lit back up, everyone sees a red mark on Bill Clinton's cheek.
The blonde thinking to herself says, "I bet he meant to grab me and grabbed the other woman and she slapped him."
The less attractive woman thinking to herself says, "I bet he grabbed that blonde woman and she slapped him."
Bill Clinton thinking to himself says, "I bet George Bush grabbed that blonde woman and she slapped me thinking it was me."
George Bush thinking to himself says, "I can't wait to go through another tunnel so I can slap Bill Clinton again!"