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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 14, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
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    Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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    If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!
     

  2. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member

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    The winner! :wavey: :tongueout: :thumbsup: