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THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 bear storys

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Dec 6, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    THIS SHOULD END ALL 3
    BEARS STORIES

    Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he
    looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!",
    he squeaks.

    Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sitsin his big chair. He looks into
    his big bowl, and itis also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!," he
    roars.

    Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
    yells, "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with
    you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke
    everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma
    Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away,
    it was Momma Bear who wentout in the cold early morning air to fetch the
    newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who
    put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water
    and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
    downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen
    good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time:

    "I HAVEN'T MADE THE damm PORRIDGE YET !!
     
  2. allhowl

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    Poor Momma Bear!! Daa.

    The cats water could have waited till after the porridge had been made.
     

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