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This is funny as hell and sounds like someone we know

Discussion in 'Bluegrass Glockers' started by Berretta9, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. Clyde

    Clyde Lost in KY Millennium Member

    Jan 28, 1999
    Lets get one thing straight

    I have never worked at the Mall

    Besides that information is classified

    :supergrin: :supergrin:

  2. domzilla9

    domzilla9 Phone Flinger

    Mar 13, 2003
    You know you're a Mall-Ninja-in-Training when you put a tactical plug in your Glock's grip.
  3. Green Hell

    Green Hell Guest

    I don't care how many times I read that, it's still as funny as hell!
  4. tacshooter0233

    tacshooter0233 Armored Box

    Nov 5, 2006
    Louisville, Ky
    You know you're a mall ninja in training when you do gunsmith work to a Glock.
  5. domzilla9

    domzilla9 Phone Flinger

    Mar 13, 2003
    You know you're a Mall-Ninja-in-Training when you spend sleepless nights agonizing over the decision, "Should I get the night sights with the yellow rear dots or the green rear dots....or ALL GREEN!!!...or, dare I choose ALL YELLOW!!!???? What will happen if I have all Yellow night sights and the perp is wearing a yellow shirt?"
  6. domzilla9

    domzilla9 Phone Flinger

    Mar 13, 2003
    Your Momma is so tactical, her carbon fiber leg has a picatinny rail on it.
  7. That...made milk shoot out of my nose.

    You owe me a new keyboard Dom.
  8. 45gunner


    Jun 30, 2005
    Hey. I have a carbon fiber holster for my Glock.
    So what the big deal if I want to go Mall Ninjing a little.

    Your all just jealous because your all mall Mall Ninja wantabes.
  9. The Mall Ninjas need to take their lithium on a regular schedule.

    :shocked: :rofl: :animlol:

    The web site's developer is an arse, he doesn't use windows and the site barely supports IE.

    I use Firefox and his editorial comments suck, I tried IE thinking the format was the issue of the browser used.

    Freaking Jerk, cro mag, communist impotent moron!

    :upeyes: :rant:
  10. In honor of this thread (nods to Dom) I have installed a tacticool Quad-Rail on my AR as of today.

    Also, I have installed a "Laaazzsser" on the right side so when I sweep the firing line, everyone can see how wikked kewl I am.

    KYGunDoc, If you can I need you to zero two more "Laaazzssers" so that they triangulate a 1 centimeter spot at 30 meters.

    Final note: Does anyone know which brand of Duct Tape is best for securing a third trauma plate onto my back? I routinuely find myself dodging fire from 20mm DU Vulcan Autocannons and Im afraid my luck is about to run out.