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This guy walks into a bar ...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by xcrewman, Jun 21, 2002.

  1. xcrewman

    xcrewman Desk Jockey

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    ...and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but thinks, "What the heck, I really want a drink."

    When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer, "What's the name of your THINGHY?"

    The customer says, "Look, I'm just not into that. All I want is a drink."

    The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your THINGHY."

    So the customer says, "All right, what's the name of your THINGHY?"

    The waiter says "NIKE ... you know, JUST DO IT."

    The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The name of my THINGHY is Secret."

    The waiter asks, "SECRET?"

    The customer replies, "Yeah ... strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"