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This fellow walks into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 17, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

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    The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted
    it for.

    He answered, "I want to kill my wife."

    "I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand
    that under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."

    The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.

    The pharmacist takes a look at the photo, blushes and replies, "I am sorry
    Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."