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Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by isuzu, May 7, 2008.


  1. isuzu

    isuzu
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    I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...


    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at

    him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place

    where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she

    replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'



    Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful

    to his wife and says, 'My Goodness, are you the stripper from my

    bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies

    watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'



    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
     
  2. chowchow

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    Father in law ka agad. Like father like son.