Yesterday is a canceled cheque. Tomorrow is a promissory note. Today is the only cash you have so spend it wisely. The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. Who was the greatest inventor of all time? God was. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker. Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist? A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. I've never learned anything from someone who agreed with me. Thought I'd let you know that I am now in the "Snapdragon" part of my life...Part of me has lost it's snap, and the other part is draggin... Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car? If according to your bumper sticker, "Your other car is a Porsche", why are you driving that piece of junk that you've got the sticker on? They say that into every life some rain must fall, but why is it always when the car windows are down? When you buy a low mileage used car, do you ever wonder if the previous owner only drove it back and forth to the repair shop? Why do people in convertibles with the top down have air fresheners hanging from their rear view mirrors? Just how powerful do they think those things are anyway?