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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 20, 2003.


  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa
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    -It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

    -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

    -If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

    -Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

    -It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

    -When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

    -No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

    -Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

    -When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

    -You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. -Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

    -An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

    -Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
     
  2. Hank Hill

    Hank Hill
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    -- Everyone uses a Macintosh.

    -- All children play soccer (but no other sports)