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Things women will never say

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 24, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Top ten things you'll never hear one woman say to another woman:

    1. That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim...

    2. Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I'll go introduce myself!

    3. His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am,and I'm happy for them both.

    4. If he doesn't let me hold the remote, I get all moody.

    5. He makes more money than I do, so I broke up with him.

    6. I'm sick of dating doctors and lawyers! Give me a good old-fashioned waiter with a heart of gold any day!

    7. We're redecorating the bedroom, and he keeps bugging me to help him with the color choices!

    8. He talks our relationship to death! It's making me crazy!

    9. Why can't I find a guy who'll have a wild carefree night of sex and then just go his separate way for once...

    10. I just realized -- my butt doesn't look fat in this -- my butt is fat!